(Source: dead-biscoito)

(Source: frie-nds)

Took my laptop into the kitchen to laugh at a picture of a friend, ended up watching documentaries about fat fetishes and sex toys with only male housemates…

That escalated very quickly.

“Umm, I’ve broken the world”

“I’m being dominated by the Crimson Drippage!”

“I’m fucking stuck in a mushroom! Why am I stuck in a fucking mushroom? Nik come and kill me so I can get out of this mushroom”

“I’m going to take out the 4chan party van”

These are all things that I’ve heard in the last hour. I love my housemates.

I have a lava lamp.

Bought a blender today to relive the good old Shakeaway days.

+10 housemate points for me.